I feel as if there is a possibility I am using this word loosely..
You know you're getting old when you find yourself fawning over cleaning supplies hoping someone will buy you an early Christmas present.
My wish was granted.
Swiffer Sweeper Vac is one of the best things that has ever happened to me (Eric, please don't take this personally). I despise sweeping my expanse of wood floors because it takes an eternity and I never seem to get all the dirt, but the Sweeper Vac, recently gifted to me by my thoughtful mother, has changed my life.
I think I need to get out more.