The AARP is after me like no other.
Almost every day I get a new letter in the mail asking me to join.
I'm so popular.
Pretty soon I think I might cave, have you seen the free tote bag they are offering if you sign up? And all those discounts??
I can't hold out much longer!
I'd say GO FOR IT!! Apparently, you can get discounts when shopping too!
ReplyDeleteI mean, that equals out to new purses and shoes to match... what's not to love?!
Why would they have your name??? Don't you have to be 'old' to be a member??? You are too funny!! You should try to join. Might get some bargains!?! I love your blog banner!!
ReplyDeleteMcDonald's has a senior coffee.
ReplyDeleteWhen is Starbucks going to get with the program?
You can get 8 tracks of all the music every played on Lawrence Welk for 50% off with your AARP card.
I don't get it. Am I too old to be solicited by the AARP? I haven't heard from them in two years.
ReplyDeleteWhy do my kids get all their attention? I got money. I'm not starving on Social Security yet. I just did my taxes last night and the federal government hit me up pretty good--enough to consider an invitation to that tea party, if they would have me, considering my past.